Congress Scuttled Pearl Harbor Day

Rule #28 2011 - Congress pushed aside National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day (Barring consideration of any measure that “expresses appreciation, commends, congratulates, celebrates, recognizes the accomplishments of, or celebrates the anniversary of, an entity, event, group, individual, institution, team or government program; or acknowledges or recognizes a period of time for such purposes”)

While the government may have forgotten about Dec. 7th, 1941, I urge the American public to not forget that day.  Do not forsake the over 3500 men and women that lost their lives on that day.  If you forsake them you have forsaken all of our parents, grandparents and great grand parents, aunts, uncles and cousins, friends and neighbors.  Forsake them and you have forsaken yourselves.

We at Zombified Times would like to salute all those that served in WWII and all those that gave the ultimate sacrifice on December 7th, 1941.  We will not forget.

Secret Congressional Laws go in to effect 4/5/2012

In an amazing but typical fashion congress has passed several new laws that will go in effect on April 5th 2012. The passing of these laws will have far reaching effect over how all Americans live.  In all the House voted down all of these mandates but due to Presidential over ride they have been set to go into law.  Lets take a look at a few.

One law states that dispensing candy, eggs, plastic grass and woven baskets will be banned and any person found in violation will be subject to a fine of $10,000 and or 10 years in prison.  Senator Harry Reid stated that this is a sweeping regulation that one will protect Americans from becoming obese, will make it fair for those who can not enjoy candies or eggs, honor those who a true vegetarians and protect the environment from the over harvesting of various grasses and wood products used in making baskets.  Sen. Reid stated that we can no longer live in the have and have not society and everyone needs to have equal access to everything or all will be denied access to everything.

Candy maker Hershey in Hershey, PA commented that they tried desperately to stop the legislation but now will be forced to close, but they will keep the amusement park open as a museum so that we can honor they history of candy and never forget the contributions candy made to world peace, but to not push the governments buttons they will remove all candy charactures from the park and will remove any candy related name to any ride or entertainment venue at their Hershey Park.

Also in another law congress put forth is that the United States will no longer honor Easter as a holiday due to the fact that it is religious based and not all Americans follow the Judeo-Christian faith.  Other holidays that are going to be eliminated will be Christmas, Hanukkah, Halloween, Veterans Day.  Senator Boxer said we need to remove these "holidays" cause not everyone is a veteran, not everyone believes in Halloween, Christmas or Hanukkah.  We have also left the law open to add other days a needed.

Welcome to the New America

At this point Zombified Times really can not make any comment on these few laws other than we have warned you, that things will be getting ridiculous and we are seeing it now.  NYC schools are banning words, such as dinosaur, birthday, dancing and several others.  We can still save the US from Zombification but it will be a hard battle to fight and we all need to stand up and take back our country and our beliefs.  How much more are we going to allow the government to take away from us and how much more will we keep giving them?

Manifest of Congressional Change

1. Members of Congress, either in House or Senate treated as one in the same, shall serve no longer than a term of 4 years, unless re-elected.  Members may serve a maximum of 5 terms for a total of 20 years after which they will have a mandatory retirement.

2. Terms will serve opposite of presidential term, not concurrent to.

  

3. Members will receive pay based on United States Military Officers Pay Scale, with a stipend and housing allowance based on current MOPS allowances.

4. Congressional members will not be eligible for retirement benefits until after 20 years of service.  Retirement benefits will mirror the US Military Benefit Schedule.

  

5. No member of Congress shall hold any other employment during their term in office.

6. Members will be eligible for Government Housing while in session as well as travel reimbursement while on official business as determined necessity.  Members will also utilize military travel free of charge when available or will receive reimbursement not to exceed cost of use of available military travel or government travel office commercial travel cost.

  

7. All members are held accountable under the Uniform Code of Military Justice and Code of Conduct.  Any position vacated due to criminal activity, death or resignation shall hold a special election voted on by the constituents of their district to fill the position for the remainder of the term.

8. Each member will receive a staff consisting of one (1) legal advisor, one (1) office assistant and one (1) page.  Any additional staff will need to be paid for by the member directly.  Members are not to utilize interns.  Interns will be placed by the United States Office of Personnel Management, when applicable.

  

9. Members will receive paid dental and health care under the Tri-Care program or may purchase their own private insurance at their own cost.

10. Members may serve on special committees or accept special appointments set by the President.  Additional pay for these duties will be awarded not to exceed 2 times the members current pay rate.  Members can not serve on more than one special committee or Presidential appointment per term.

Lets get this out there.  Feel free to re-post and comment on additions you would like to see.  We need to get the elitist out of Washington and set the government back to be for the people not for the few.  This is the Zombified Times Manifest of Congressional Change.

Balsa - Editor
Zombified Times