Secret Congressional Laws go in to effect 4/5/2012

In an amazing but typical fashion congress has passed several new laws that will go in effect on April 5th 2012. The passing of these laws will have far reaching effect over how all Americans live.  In all the House voted down all of these mandates but due to Presidential over ride they have been set to go into law.  Lets take a look at a few.

One law states that dispensing candy, eggs, plastic grass and woven baskets will be banned and any person found in violation will be subject to a fine of $10,000 and or 10 years in prison.  Senator Harry Reid stated that this is a sweeping regulation that one will protect Americans from becoming obese, will make it fair for those who can not enjoy candies or eggs, honor those who a true vegetarians and protect the environment from the over harvesting of various grasses and wood products used in making baskets.  Sen. Reid stated that we can no longer live in the have and have not society and everyone needs to have equal access to everything or all will be denied access to everything.

Candy maker Hershey in Hershey, PA commented that they tried desperately to stop the legislation but now will be forced to close, but they will keep the amusement park open as a museum so that we can honor they history of candy and never forget the contributions candy made to world peace, but to not push the governments buttons they will remove all candy charactures from the park and will remove any candy related name to any ride or entertainment venue at their Hershey Park.

Also in another law congress put forth is that the United States will no longer honor Easter as a holiday due to the fact that it is religious based and not all Americans follow the Judeo-Christian faith.  Other holidays that are going to be eliminated will be Christmas, Hanukkah, Halloween, Veterans Day.  Senator Boxer said we need to remove these "holidays" cause not everyone is a veteran, not everyone believes in Halloween, Christmas or Hanukkah.  We have also left the law open to add other days a needed.

Welcome to the New America

At this point Zombified Times really can not make any comment on these few laws other than we have warned you, that things will be getting ridiculous and we are seeing it now.  NYC schools are banning words, such as dinosaur, birthday, dancing and several others.  We can still save the US from Zombification but it will be a hard battle to fight and we all need to stand up and take back our country and our beliefs.  How much more are we going to allow the government to take away from us and how much more will we keep giving them?

Birth control mandate for men from Democrats

     Democrats have announced today that they have come up with an equal contraceptive coverage for men to equal women in an attempt to raise the favoritism toward government mandated health coverage.  While this will not cover, condoms or surgical procedures such as vasectomies, it will cover a pill that will aid in the governments attempt to control population and keep Americans dependent on them so that they can continue to spread the socialist agenda they so desired.  In a sub section of the provision it also decrees that elementary schools will be able to administer to all males with out parental consent, which should help keep all those parents happy that they no longer need to make decision for their sons and that the government will take care of that for them.  When we asked when did this contraception become available, Nancy Pelosi commented that it has always been available for as long as she can remember, Senator Charles Schumer says he has used it for all of his life.
     We at Zombified Times are baffled as to what male contraception was available that was equal to the women's version.  We contacted our health contributor and he says it is a very inexpensive contraception that has been around even longer than women's oral contraception, to use it you simply take a pill and place it in your shoe.  It will make you limp.

Former House Speaker takes a vacation.

Several news sources have revealed that the Presidents 2011 Christmas vacation to Hawaii has exceeded $4,000,000.  Now we all know that any trip the President takes is a bit costly.  You have security, staff, family an occasional round of golf and maybe a cheeseburger.  He deserves the time out of the beltway but as an American who takes vacations he could have been like most of us and done a holiday on a budget.  Poor judgment on his part seeing the current state of our country and knowing taxpayers are footing the bill for at least 80%.

But now it is being reported that former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, also vacationing in Hawaii, is spending at least $10,000 a day at a resort.  Now Mrs. Pelosi why are you not staying at one of your wonderful hotel locations that you own?  You have claimed to be a champion of the poor and defender of the zombified masses but yet you are tossing tax payer dollars, or was it insider trading money, on this very exclusive vacation.  I mean the Four Seasons Resort Hualalai at the Historic Ka’upulehu in Kona, wow.  I can’t even sell my house to stay there for the weekend.  You definitely are not setting the example; you may have been better off staying at one of the fine hostiles in NYC.  Get to know your fellow Americans, better yet maybe stay in a tent on the beaches of Waikiki like so many Hawaiians are forced to do.  Mrs. Pelosi you need to loose the Marie Antoinette persona.

Nancy "Marie Antoinette" Pelosi - Insider what?

We have found out that Mrs. Pelosi has secured the local police to escort her and on her last two holiday trips it is reported that has exceeded $34000 to the local tax payers.  How long are we going to allow this behavior from our officials, especially since we have insider trading on capital hill with laws that are exclusively made to not pertain to them.  We need to make changes and coming shortly Zombified Times will post a Manifest of Public Service for elected Officials.  Change congress, change the house, change the politicians, we need to put ethics in our already ethic less government.  Members like Reed, Pelosi, and Boehner need to be removed from office, arrested and imprisoned.

We are in no way excusing the zombie masses that support the mindless dribble these leaders feed them but for the real folks trying to survive, trying to find work and trying to do what is right, we deserve to have fair retribution for crimes committed against us.