Occupy Oregon proclaim themselves as gods

I have seen the devil in Occupy, and that devil came in the form of negative truth. There are many truths in this world, but this does not mean that we must sacrifice our desire for unity to the God of extreme relativism. Each truth leads down a path of its own ultimate reality. This reality is born from choice and paves a way of cause and effect. To deny a path is not to deny any one truth, but simply to reject it as one’s own. All truths are true, as they are all part of the universal reality which we as creators are able to shape and manipulate with free will.
Gina Ronning-
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     It is with great confusion that we report that occupy Oregon is now producing gods.  With all that is so confusing in the world today we as Americans must now contend with gods.  The Greeks and the Romans battled gods for supremacy, and we know what happened to them, and now it seems that the Zombified Occupiers are now at a superior level than humanity to self proclaim themselves as gods.

     They have ascended to a higher conciseness than all of the rest of humanity and now we may have to do battle with the occupy gods.  Everyone here at Zombified Times have now proclaimed the Spock is our god.  Half human, half Vulcan.  We shall now only follow the ways of Spock, unless zombies come after us, then we shall pray to the machete god.

- The world has gone nuts.
Balsa




full link to Gina's statement
Occupier Gods

Sugar: The real crack.

Here we go again, first trans-fat then salt, now sugar.  The government in their infinite (lack of) wisdom wants to control sugar just like tobacco and alcohol. Co-author and sugar researcher Robert Lustig, a professor of clinical pediatrics at the UCSF Center for Obesity Assessment, Study, and Treatment, told WebMD. “There has to be some sort of societal intervention. We cannot do it on our own because sugar is addictive. Personal intervention is necessary, but not sufficient.”…

Sugar-Free America

In their research they claim the following: Sugar meets the same criteria for regulation as alcohol, the authors wrote, because it’s unavoidable, there’s potential for abuse, it’s toxic, and it negatively impacts society. They write that sugar is added to so many processed foods that it’s everywhere, and people eat up to 500 calories per day in added sugar alone. Sugar acts on the same areas of the brain as alcohol and tobacco to encourage subsequent intake, they wrote, and it’s toxic because research shows that sugar increases disease risk from factors other than added calories, such as when it disrupts metabolism…

Honestly, is this for real?  Social Intervention?  Now we have a flip side on this issue.  Senator Richard Lugar wants to cut the government control of the cost of sugar.  A free sugar market.  The US began price control of sugar in the early 20^th century to protect the US Beet Sugar farmers from the Cane Sugar growers of the world but now has added extra taxes and tariffs to US production costing jobs and Americans billions of dollars a year.

The future looks so bright, one side wants to keep sugar from us, masked in the health needs of America, and one wants to give us sugar at a reasonable price in an ever failing economy.  Each item the government takes away under the pretense of protection is a right they take away in the name socialization.  Face it this is all really about the lack of family, lack of responsibility and the lack of sensibility.  Zombified parents do not raise children, they raise dependent zombies, dependent on society to take care of them and make all those tough decision, like should I have a #2 with cola or make a salad with some homemade lemonade.  We are loosing our ability to be responsible and letting someone else control our own destiny.  We are no longer human, we are zombies.

Weekly World News now is leader in new media

NOT.  From the news source that gives us everything bat boy related.......

It appears that Weekly World News reported that on Monday January 23rd, Callista Gingrich, the wife of the Presidential runner and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, called 911 to report a woman was breastfeeding her one-month-old son near her home.

Needless to say the mindless zombies quickly grabbed this story like a fresh brain hitting the floor and spread across the World Wide Web of mis-information.  Even CNN posted the story.  Within the day it was traveling Facebook, Twitter, and by the end it was every where.  We must report the Mrs. Gingrich was in Florida when this all transpired and in no way were any breast-feeding babies harmed but with the help of the Weekly World News we should have a few thousand more empty heads out there that can be Zombified shortly.

What are you?

DEMOCRAT - The Party believes that government should play a role in alleviating poverty and social injustice, even if that means a larger role for government and progressive taxation to pay for social services.

REPUBLICAN - Republicans have a strong belief in personal responsibility, limited government, and corporate entrepreneurship, small to large businesses.


LIBERALS – Believes in government action to achieve equal opportunity and equality for all.  It is the duty of the government to alleviate social ills and to protect civil liberties and individual and human rights.  Believe the role of the government should be to guarantee that no one is in need.Liberal policies generally emphasize the need for the government to solve problems.

CONSERVATIVES – Believes in personal responsibility, limited government, free markets, individual liberty, traditional American values and a strong national defense.  Believe the role of government should be to provide people the freedom necessary to pursue their own goals.Conservative policies generally emphasize empowerment of the individual to solve problems.

ZOMBIE -  A living being stripped of it’s will, humanity, and normal behavior by outside forces either supernatural and mundane.

See any resemblance here?

Occupy Zombies switch direction and retarget the real 1%

In recent days it was noted that many occupy zombies are returning home to live in their parents’ basements, playing x-box and eating pizza and living off the golden age members of our society.  Those that have worked hard all their lives and have saved for that empty nest time that they so deserve.

While a few weeks ago parents were rejoicing that the little zombies had finally got out of their houses they are now finding that is was short lived.  They are quickly realizing that this is not a sweet home coming but an obtrusive protest to the growing wealth gap in American society.

This week it was reported that those households with a person over 65 are 48% more wealthy than a household with a person under 37.  The zombies on Wall Street are now chanting to the new Operation Occupy Basement, calling for the sharing of the wealth.  Demanding that all households with persons 65 and over should forfeit half their income and savings to those without any savings or even a job.

While 35% of the population in the US is over 65 it would seem that protestors hare have math issues claiming that they are the 99%.  One protester said 65% vs. 35% isn’t really easy to chant and it is harder math than 99 vs. 1.  That is power.  Ben Dover, 35, a protester from Union City, NJ commented why should all the old folks have money, they can’t take it with ‘em.  I need it more so I can spend the time looking for work.  When asked what happened to his last job he stated that he was too old to keep being a paper boy.

Another happy group. Packed and moving to Costa Rica, free of  Zombie children

We talked with one retired veteran, H. Andout and he says he is gathering all of his friends that are retired and they will be splitting the cost to buy land in the Dominican Republic or Costa Rica and moving, at least he knows the zombies can’t get there, because they can’t swim and they never will have the money to fly there.  Good plan H.

Why Zombies do not eat bacon.

$6.00 a pound that is why.  Since mid 2010 bacon prices have increased about 31%, but that is not just bacon but the whole pig.  Now zombies have avoided bacon because, well they only eat brains  but if they did, they wouldn’t due to the price, says zombie economist Clifford B. Eaton.

Why the increase?  Eaton commented that corn is the culprit, not zombies as some reports have claimed.  Corn producers are selling what would have been feed for pigs to ethanol producers for the production of the gasoline additive.  Zombies also gasped at that due to the fact, zombies can’t drive.  Why the heck do we care about ethanol, groaned on Zombified shopper at Sam’s Club.