Occupy Zombies switch direction and retarget the real 1%

In recent days it was noted that many occupy zombies are returning home to live in their parents’ basements, playing x-box and eating pizza and living off the golden age members of our society.  Those that have worked hard all their lives and have saved for that empty nest time that they so deserve.

While a few weeks ago parents were rejoicing that the little zombies had finally got out of their houses they are now finding that is was short lived.  They are quickly realizing that this is not a sweet home coming but an obtrusive protest to the growing wealth gap in American society.

This week it was reported that those households with a person over 65 are 48% more wealthy than a household with a person under 37.  The zombies on Wall Street are now chanting to the new Operation Occupy Basement, calling for the sharing of the wealth.  Demanding that all households with persons 65 and over should forfeit half their income and savings to those without any savings or even a job.

While 35% of the population in the US is over 65 it would seem that protestors hare have math issues claiming that they are the 99%.  One protester said 65% vs. 35% isn’t really easy to chant and it is harder math than 99 vs. 1.  That is power.  Ben Dover, 35, a protester from Union City, NJ commented why should all the old folks have money, they can’t take it with ‘em.  I need it more so I can spend the time looking for work.  When asked what happened to his last job he stated that he was too old to keep being a paper boy.

Another happy group. Packed and moving to Costa Rica, free of  Zombie children

We talked with one retired veteran, H. Andout and he says he is gathering all of his friends that are retired and they will be splitting the cost to buy land in the Dominican Republic or Costa Rica and moving, at least he knows the zombies can’t get there, because they can’t swim and they never will have the money to fly there.  Good plan H.