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Occupy Zombies Infest Brooklyn, NY Home

Not that many care about the Occupy Wall Street Zombies at this point but Zombified Times has learned that their infestation has crossed the line once again.  Let us recap what has happened.  On December 5^th 2011, the announced that they would “reclaim” the foreclosed Brooklyn home and give the home to a homeless family.  Such a novel idea.

            The family to receive the wonderful gift, headed by Alfredo Carrasquillo arrived to a December 6^th ceremony to a welcome mat and the key to this two level row style house.  But as we have seen in the past with the zombies not all is what it pretends to be.

The house was presented by the demonstrators to Alfredo Carrasquillo, center, with his two children, who works for an organization that supports the OWS cause

            OWS loves to display the smoke and mirror effect, similar to those they claim to be protesting against, and this is no different.  The OWS knew that the house they were moving the “family” to was not foreclosed but was under foreclosure proceedings.  The family was not a homeless family as the head of the family, Alfredo Carrasquillo, runs the VOCAL-NY, citizens group that works closely with OWS.  OWS stated that they also spent $9500 “breaking” into the house and setting it up for the family.  The house in fact is owned by a single father of two that has been in and out of foreclosure hearings since 2009 with Bank of America.  Bank of America confirmed that Wise Ahadzi is in fact the rightful owner of the home.

            The New York Post reported that they visited the house and the family was nowhere to be found, in fact the only people in the house were zombies.  When one of the zombies were questioned her refused to say how many were living there but mattresses were seen on the floor of the living room as well as a wall was missing, and clearly no building permits were visible.  The zombie also commented that they were almost done with the renovations.

            Wise Ahadzi, the actual owner, was infuriated over the invasion and has asked for the zombies to leave, but as of today they are refusing to leave.  Ahadzi, a single father of two girls, 3 and 10, said he could be raising his daughters back in his Brooklyn home but can not move back in because of the zombies, who police refuse to remove.  Ahadzi was a day trader until he was laid off in 2009 and has been fight with Bank of America since then on getting the mortgage restructured so he can remain in the home and in early December he was allowed to return to the home while the proceeding continued, but the OWS are not allowing that to happen.  Ahadzi also wonders why are they not fighting for me, why take my home and give it to someone else?  According to what Mr Ahadzi's lawyer told him through communication with the OWS leaders, he has to be with 'an organization' as well as homeless to qualify for their assistance.

          They do not represent the real people needing help, they represent the fascist, socialist side that believes no one should have more than someone else.  This is becoming clearer with every protest and every take over.  Zombified Times has warned you, what are you going to do to defend yourself against the zombie invasion?  

Manifest of Congressional Change

1. Members of Congress, either in House or Senate treated as one in the same, shall serve no longer than a term of 4 years, unless re-elected.  Members may serve a maximum of 5 terms for a total of 20 years after which they will have a mandatory retirement.

2. Terms will serve opposite of presidential term, not concurrent to.

  

3. Members will receive pay based on United States Military Officers Pay Scale, with a stipend and housing allowance based on current MOPS allowances.

4. Congressional members will not be eligible for retirement benefits until after 20 years of service.  Retirement benefits will mirror the US Military Benefit Schedule.

  

5. No member of Congress shall hold any other employment during their term in office.

6. Members will be eligible for Government Housing while in session as well as travel reimbursement while on official business as determined necessity.  Members will also utilize military travel free of charge when available or will receive reimbursement not to exceed cost of use of available military travel or government travel office commercial travel cost.

  

7. All members are held accountable under the Uniform Code of Military Justice and Code of Conduct.  Any position vacated due to criminal activity, death or resignation shall hold a special election voted on by the constituents of their district to fill the position for the remainder of the term.

8. Each member will receive a staff consisting of one (1) legal advisor, one (1) office assistant and one (1) page.  Any additional staff will need to be paid for by the member directly.  Members are not to utilize interns.  Interns will be placed by the United States Office of Personnel Management, when applicable.

  

9. Members will receive paid dental and health care under the Tri-Care program or may purchase their own private insurance at their own cost.

10. Members may serve on special committees or accept special appointments set by the President.  Additional pay for these duties will be awarded not to exceed 2 times the members current pay rate.  Members can not serve on more than one special committee or Presidential appointment per term.

Lets get this out there.  Feel free to re-post and comment on additions you would like to see.  We need to get the elitist out of Washington and set the government back to be for the people not for the few.  This is the Zombified Times Manifest of Congressional Change.

Balsa - Editor
Zombified Times

Zombies are not just people. Verizon proves it.

          While many of us are, myself included, are tethered to our cell phones, smart devices and tablets, it seems one wireless provider is mindlessly attempting to get rid of its customers.  Starting January 15,2012, Verizon will begin charging it’s customers a $2.00 convenience fee.  They will collect this fee for its customers to pay their bill on-line.  It seems that Verizon is following Sprint in an effort to get its customers to sign up for auto-payments.

Yes Verizon Sir, thank you may I have another!

            Now if you are like me the last thing you want is for some zombie corporate beast to have access to your personal back account and have the ability to take money from it.  This is especially nerve racking when you know the bill can vary month to month based on plan and usage but also that Verizon admitted that it overcharged 15 million customers which got Verizon almost $100 million in fees.

How come if I mail a paper check in I am not charged a fee? Having my bank pay you directly, auto pay or even having a credit card that has banking features pay you.  I can got to one of your staffed stores and pay your underpaid zombies with out a fee yet you pay them, and for that storefront?  But I can go to the web site, schedule a payment and I have to pay $2.00 for that transaction.

            I would complain about the cost of it all but it is really the principle of the whole thing. I can understand why my mortgage company charges when I call in a check by phone but when I make an on-line payment what human interaction am I paying for, or should I say zombie interaction?

            Verizon customer contact the federal regulators and let them know about this injustice, also make sure your voices are heard to Verizon.  I know right now I am reviewing other wireless companies.

Former House Speaker takes a vacation.

Several news sources have revealed that the Presidents 2011 Christmas vacation to Hawaii has exceeded $4,000,000.  Now we all know that any trip the President takes is a bit costly.  You have security, staff, family an occasional round of golf and maybe a cheeseburger.  He deserves the time out of the beltway but as an American who takes vacations he could have been like most of us and done a holiday on a budget.  Poor judgment on his part seeing the current state of our country and knowing taxpayers are footing the bill for at least 80%.

But now it is being reported that former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, also vacationing in Hawaii, is spending at least $10,000 a day at a resort.  Now Mrs. Pelosi why are you not staying at one of your wonderful hotel locations that you own?  You have claimed to be a champion of the poor and defender of the zombified masses but yet you are tossing tax payer dollars, or was it insider trading money, on this very exclusive vacation.  I mean the Four Seasons Resort Hualalai at the Historic Ka’upulehu in Kona, wow.  I can’t even sell my house to stay there for the weekend.  You definitely are not setting the example; you may have been better off staying at one of the fine hostiles in NYC.  Get to know your fellow Americans, better yet maybe stay in a tent on the beaches of Waikiki like so many Hawaiians are forced to do.  Mrs. Pelosi you need to loose the Marie Antoinette persona.

Nancy "Marie Antoinette" Pelosi - Insider what?

We have found out that Mrs. Pelosi has secured the local police to escort her and on her last two holiday trips it is reported that has exceeded $34000 to the local tax payers.  How long are we going to allow this behavior from our officials, especially since we have insider trading on capital hill with laws that are exclusively made to not pertain to them.  We need to make changes and coming shortly Zombified Times will post a Manifest of Public Service for elected Officials.  Change congress, change the house, change the politicians, we need to put ethics in our already ethic less government.  Members like Reed, Pelosi, and Boehner need to be removed from office, arrested and imprisoned.

We are in no way excusing the zombie masses that support the mindless dribble these leaders feed them but for the real folks trying to survive, trying to find work and trying to do what is right, we deserve to have fair retribution for crimes committed against us.  

From Zombified Times to all our readers...Have a very Zombie Christmas

Unemployment drops as Zombies take work others refuse to do.

Occupy Zombies are still wondering around aimlessly yelling at the one percent that they feel should give up their income and savings so that they can continue to remain unemployed but in the UK, the Durham Crematorium announced that they are hiring zombies and an astonishing rate to help generate energy.  That is right, generate energy.  Energy that will run the crematorium, its offices and heat the facility but also allow it to sell back energy to the UK’s Nation Grid, hence lowering the cost of energy.  Essentially the crematorium is capable of generating enough energy to run 1,500 televisions 24 hours a day.

Zombies clamor to fill job openings at Durham Crematorium

Some may seem squeamish about the thought of burring humans to generate energy but when you think about it not only can you donate your body to science you can continue to be useful even longer to society by being converted into energy.  Zombie rights activist say that this is a promising step to creating equality among all zombies in that once they show they are giving back to society and not just leeching off everyone else that is hard working and trying to get by.

Not all are for it though.  When asked, a NYC Occupy Protestor claimed that he refuses to get any job ever that does not pay more than minimum wage and will remain unemployed.  He also commented that giving back to society it that way is just not at a level he would consider, but said there are plenty of others that would do that work even if he doesn’t.

Zombies said this is an awesome opportunity to keep our younger brain eating zombie’s pseudo alive and well.  Frank Stein a life long zombie said since his legs and arms have fallen off he no longer can hunt for the living to adequately to feed his family but now he can go to the Durham Crematorium and help generate energy to help keep all those lazy protestors alive so his children can feed on them.