The United Nations announced 10/31/2011 that the 7 billionth child will be born, marking the occasion as the first time the earth has passed another billion mark since 1999 when zombified UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan went to Sarajevo to hold up the 7 billionth child up as a token of food sources to come for all zombies.
While this may seem to some as a doomsday proclamation with 8 billion on the planet we can safely say that if we packed them in like NY City they would all fit in the state of Texas
The future looks bright for Zombies on that note. Nearly 1/3rd of the earth’s population is estimated to be zombies. That leaves a lot of the others as a feasible food source. It has been estimated that the population from the dawn of time to 1804 to reach 1 billion and then till 1927 to double. While we see that the population rate has declined to almost 1.1% per year the number of zombified humans has grown 300% since 1992 when President Clinton took office with the largest growth in the US and China, go figure.
Editors Note: There are an estimated 1.9 billion cattle on earth. Zero of them are zombified. -Happy Halloween everyone.
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