Zombies will work for ACORN

In this shocking finding we are seeing Zombies occupying Wall St. will work for ACORN.  The Zombies are playing a key role in the Occupy Wall Street movement, organizing events and hiring canvassers to collect for ACORN. These are frightening times we live in and even harder times for the Zombies, who can no longer find any brains protesting on Wall Street have turned to ACORN for subsistence.  It is possible that the Zombies are cracking open the shells of ACORN to look for the little meaty brains but are finding money that may have been siphoned off the American people thanks to a $300,000 grant given to the ACORN from HUD.  We suspect they should check the pockets of all ACORNS since they are making the Zombies pan handle for spare change, hopefully the Zombies start to bite the pretend hand that feeds.