Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Parents rejoice as zombies leave basement for Wall Street.

Reports are coming in that parents around the US are rejoicing at the fact that their zombie children have gone to Wall Street to complain about no jobs, corporate greed and in search of mush filled skulls to feast upon.

Mrs. Wilson of  the village stated that this was the first time junior was out of the house this long since his x-box needed to be repaired and he camped at GameStop waiting for one to exchange.  She was not sure what she was going to do with her new found freedom but she said it may have to do something with a drinking and partying.
20 to 30+ Never Employed hit Occupy Wall St.

Many other bloggers and papers are reporting similar stories.  We will continue to keep all posted as more comes to light but it appears that our original suspicions are correct that those protester are actually 30 something, NEVER employed, living with mom for the past 30 something years Zombies.  It can not be disputed that they are wondering around aimlessly, moaning and groaning and waving  arms yelling nonsense, in an attempt to stop corporate greed.  They should really let the middle class people who have worked all their life supported a family and played by the rules get in there and be the only ones protesting.

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