Presidential wannabe Gov. Rick Perry appears to be the candidate of choice for US Zombies. The American Zombies Civil Liberties Union (AZCLU) unofficially announced that they will back one of their own. Perry was often questioned if he was a robot or a zombie and it appears that has finally been answered even if his replies have been incoherent at best. We at ZombifiedTimes supported the initial claims that he was a zombie due to his ramblings and his appeared stiffness. His ties apparently are used to keep his head from falling off on camera while only moving his full upper torso to face his questioners. The looks that he gives to Romney appear to either be that of hunger for brains or bewilderment.
Perry will probably continue his Presidential pursuit as long as he stays out of any states that are entering their winter season since zombies have issues keeping themselves together in colder weather.
Side Note:
Some have speculated that Paul also is Zombified although we support the notion that he is a genetic off-shoot to Ross Perot, created by the Perdue Chicken Farms that has been mummified. We will continue to investigate and report as we uncover any additional information.
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