In an odd twist the Zombies in the US are being reported as being worth $5 Billion to the US economy. While less than 1% of the Zombies are occupying somewhere they seem to make up a large part of what they are protesting. Many Zombies are questioning the numbers but Zombie Analyst say that they dumbed down the numbers to single digit as many of the Zombies do not have enough fingers and toes to count the actual number.
Zombie Analyst claim the dollars much higher |
Non-Zombies are not taking this lightly as they feel that they are the 99% that are getting shafted yet they continually align themselves to a Zombie in an attempt to comfort themselves in their own miserable existence. One man from Peoria claims that he has friends that are Zombies but yet after we set up surveillance it was noted he not once offered his brain to any Zombie walking by. Many are asking what do the Zombies need with money?
Democratic run congress is looking at the possibility of a Zombie Tax to get their piece o f the pie from the Zombies. Republicans have vowed to block any attempt to increase any tax. President Obama just asked are they buying my book.
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