Birth control mandate for men from Democrats

     Democrats have announced today that they have come up with an equal contraceptive coverage for men to equal women in an attempt to raise the favoritism toward government mandated health coverage.  While this will not cover, condoms or surgical procedures such as vasectomies, it will cover a pill that will aid in the governments attempt to control population and keep Americans dependent on them so that they can continue to spread the socialist agenda they so desired.  In a sub section of the provision it also decrees that elementary schools will be able to administer to all males with out parental consent, which should help keep all those parents happy that they no longer need to make decision for their sons and that the government will take care of that for them.  When we asked when did this contraception become available, Nancy Pelosi commented that it has always been available for as long as she can remember, Senator Charles Schumer says he has used it for all of his life.
     We at Zombified Times are baffled as to what male contraception was available that was equal to the women's version.  We contacted our health contributor and he says it is a very inexpensive contraception that has been around even longer than women's oral contraception, to use it you simply take a pill and place it in your shoe.  It will make you limp.