Zombies are not just people. Verizon proves it.

          While many of us are, myself included, are tethered to our cell phones, smart devices and tablets, it seems one wireless provider is mindlessly attempting to get rid of its customers.  Starting January 15,2012, Verizon will begin charging it’s customers a $2.00 convenience fee.  They will collect this fee for its customers to pay their bill on-line.  It seems that Verizon is following Sprint in an effort to get its customers to sign up for auto-payments.

Yes Verizon Sir, thank you may I have another!

            Now if you are like me the last thing you want is for some zombie corporate beast to have access to your personal back account and have the ability to take money from it.  This is especially nerve racking when you know the bill can vary month to month based on plan and usage but also that Verizon admitted that it overcharged 15 million customers which got Verizon almost $100 million in fees.

How come if I mail a paper check in I am not charged a fee? Having my bank pay you directly, auto pay or even having a credit card that has banking features pay you.  I can got to one of your staffed stores and pay your underpaid zombies with out a fee yet you pay them, and for that storefront?  But I can go to the web site, schedule a payment and I have to pay $2.00 for that transaction.

            I would complain about the cost of it all but it is really the principle of the whole thing. I can understand why my mortgage company charges when I call in a check by phone but when I make an on-line payment what human interaction am I paying for, or should I say zombie interaction?

            Verizon customer contact the federal regulators and let them know about this injustice, also make sure your voices are heard to Verizon.  I know right now I am reviewing other wireless companies.

Former House Speaker takes a vacation.

Several news sources have revealed that the Presidents 2011 Christmas vacation to Hawaii has exceeded $4,000,000.  Now we all know that any trip the President takes is a bit costly.  You have security, staff, family an occasional round of golf and maybe a cheeseburger.  He deserves the time out of the beltway but as an American who takes vacations he could have been like most of us and done a holiday on a budget.  Poor judgment on his part seeing the current state of our country and knowing taxpayers are footing the bill for at least 80%.

But now it is being reported that former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, also vacationing in Hawaii, is spending at least $10,000 a day at a resort.  Now Mrs. Pelosi why are you not staying at one of your wonderful hotel locations that you own?  You have claimed to be a champion of the poor and defender of the zombified masses but yet you are tossing tax payer dollars, or was it insider trading money, on this very exclusive vacation.  I mean the Four Seasons Resort Hualalai at the Historic Ka’upulehu in Kona, wow.  I can’t even sell my house to stay there for the weekend.  You definitely are not setting the example; you may have been better off staying at one of the fine hostiles in NYC.  Get to know your fellow Americans, better yet maybe stay in a tent on the beaches of Waikiki like so many Hawaiians are forced to do.  Mrs. Pelosi you need to loose the Marie Antoinette persona.

Nancy "Marie Antoinette" Pelosi - Insider what?

We have found out that Mrs. Pelosi has secured the local police to escort her and on her last two holiday trips it is reported that has exceeded $34000 to the local tax payers.  How long are we going to allow this behavior from our officials, especially since we have insider trading on capital hill with laws that are exclusively made to not pertain to them.  We need to make changes and coming shortly Zombified Times will post a Manifest of Public Service for elected Officials.  Change congress, change the house, change the politicians, we need to put ethics in our already ethic less government.  Members like Reed, Pelosi, and Boehner need to be removed from office, arrested and imprisoned.

We are in no way excusing the zombie masses that support the mindless dribble these leaders feed them but for the real folks trying to survive, trying to find work and trying to do what is right, we deserve to have fair retribution for crimes committed against us.  

From Zombified Times to all our readers...Have a very Zombie Christmas

Unemployment drops as Zombies take work others refuse to do.

Occupy Zombies are still wondering around aimlessly yelling at the one percent that they feel should give up their income and savings so that they can continue to remain unemployed but in the UK, the Durham Crematorium announced that they are hiring zombies and an astonishing rate to help generate energy.  That is right, generate energy.  Energy that will run the crematorium, its offices and heat the facility but also allow it to sell back energy to the UK’s Nation Grid, hence lowering the cost of energy.  Essentially the crematorium is capable of generating enough energy to run 1,500 televisions 24 hours a day.

Zombies clamor to fill job openings at Durham Crematorium

Some may seem squeamish about the thought of burring humans to generate energy but when you think about it not only can you donate your body to science you can continue to be useful even longer to society by being converted into energy.  Zombie rights activist say that this is a promising step to creating equality among all zombies in that once they show they are giving back to society and not just leeching off everyone else that is hard working and trying to get by.

Not all are for it though.  When asked, a NYC Occupy Protestor claimed that he refuses to get any job ever that does not pay more than minimum wage and will remain unemployed.  He also commented that giving back to society it that way is just not at a level he would consider, but said there are plenty of others that would do that work even if he doesn’t.

Zombies said this is an awesome opportunity to keep our younger brain eating zombie’s pseudo alive and well.  Frank Stein a life long zombie said since his legs and arms have fallen off he no longer can hunt for the living to adequately to feed his family but now he can go to the Durham Crematorium and help generate energy to help keep all those lazy protestors alive so his children can feed on them.