Secret Congressional Laws go in to effect 4/5/2012

In an amazing but typical fashion congress has passed several new laws that will go in effect on April 5th 2012. The passing of these laws will have far reaching effect over how all Americans live.  In all the House voted down all of these mandates but due to Presidential over ride they have been set to go into law.  Lets take a look at a few.

One law states that dispensing candy, eggs, plastic grass and woven baskets will be banned and any person found in violation will be subject to a fine of $10,000 and or 10 years in prison.  Senator Harry Reid stated that this is a sweeping regulation that one will protect Americans from becoming obese, will make it fair for those who can not enjoy candies or eggs, honor those who a true vegetarians and protect the environment from the over harvesting of various grasses and wood products used in making baskets.  Sen. Reid stated that we can no longer live in the have and have not society and everyone needs to have equal access to everything or all will be denied access to everything.

Candy maker Hershey in Hershey, PA commented that they tried desperately to stop the legislation but now will be forced to close, but they will keep the amusement park open as a museum so that we can honor they history of candy and never forget the contributions candy made to world peace, but to not push the governments buttons they will remove all candy charactures from the park and will remove any candy related name to any ride or entertainment venue at their Hershey Park.

Also in another law congress put forth is that the United States will no longer honor Easter as a holiday due to the fact that it is religious based and not all Americans follow the Judeo-Christian faith.  Other holidays that are going to be eliminated will be Christmas, Hanukkah, Halloween, Veterans Day.  Senator Boxer said we need to remove these "holidays" cause not everyone is a veteran, not everyone believes in Halloween, Christmas or Hanukkah.  We have also left the law open to add other days a needed.

Welcome to the New America

At this point Zombified Times really can not make any comment on these few laws other than we have warned you, that things will be getting ridiculous and we are seeing it now.  NYC schools are banning words, such as dinosaur, birthday, dancing and several others.  We can still save the US from Zombification but it will be a hard battle to fight and we all need to stand up and take back our country and our beliefs.  How much more are we going to allow the government to take away from us and how much more will we keep giving them?