Obama-care now covering horses

In a late breaking announcement the White House announced that the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, will be amended to cover free health care for all horses.  A Presidential spokesman said that this stems from the sale of "I'll have another" to a Japanese stud farm for $10 million dollars.  While the owners wished to keep the horse they could no longer afford the care of the horse with mounting medical bills and lack of health insurance the horse was almost broke and his family could not pay for any future pain meds and anti-inflammatory drugs.

While the horse may have had a life of doping thanks to his trainer he was pulled from the derby due a tendon issue, or was it.  With this latest move by the white house to guarantee health care to all Americans, he is now bridging the long ignored man and beast relationship bring horses in to the fold now closes that gap .  When asked what was next, the spokesman commented on an American Unification Act that will bring all animals as equals to humans in the US and promise full citizenship to them.  Although this will only cover domesticated animals off the bat, it will start to bring wildlife in to the mix, including all evasive species.  In American no one will be denied a basic right such as health-care.  The cost of this will be covered by an additional tax surcharge (penalty) to be absorbed under the Federal Income Tax, the cost will be an estimated .60 for every dollar a working American earns.

When announced states have reported an increase sale of hunting licenses and in a symbolic gesture republicans went out to barns across the nation and shot a horse, then ate it.  It was countered by liberals going out and eating a human.