Monday, November 7, 2011

Missing Zombie family members found.

In a bizarre case emanating from Nizhny Novgorod region in Russia, police there have located mummified bodies in the apartment of the local historian.  Several months ago US Zombies complained to the US Consulate that they feared that relatives that lived in Nizhny Novgorod had disappeared.  They had made several trips to the region to visit their relatives at the local cemeteries but found none of them at home.
One of the mummified victims (AP Photo/ guvdnn.ru/HO).

Oddly enough all of the missing were female and the accused, Anatoly Moskivin, dressed the remains and propped them up through out his apartment.  The various families involved are relieved that this matter is resolved and can now claim the remains of their beloved family members.  Sadly none of them will become zombies like us but we will still love them, moaning one zombie mother of one of the victims.

Russian police are denying that any zombies were involved in this matter and referred us to contact the local Russian Federation FSB office.  We have not heard from the reporters since then.

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