$6.00 a pound that is why. Since mid 2010 bacon prices have increased about 31%, but that is not just bacon but the whole pig. Now zombies have avoided bacon because, well they only eat brains but if they did, they wouldn’t due to the price, says zombie economist Clifford B. Eaton.
Why the increase? Eaton commented that corn is the culprit, not zombies as some reports have claimed. Corn producers are selling what would have been feed for pigs to ethanol producers for the production of the gasoline additive. Zombies also gasped at that due to the fact, zombies can’t drive. Why the heck do we care about ethanol, groaned on Zombified shopper at Sam’s Club.
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