Showing posts with label Housing for Zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Housing for Zombies. Show all posts

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Occupy Protesters leaving a bad taste.

Zombies everywhere are complaining about the bad taste that the "occupy protesters" are leaving in their mouths.  Not just the fact it is hard for them to find a decent meal in the crowd but that many of the protesters set up tents and go home.  WHAT!!!!! Go Home?  Zombies have been raiding tents left and right looking for some brains to feast upon but tents are coming up empty, more so than the brainless skulls of the protesters that stick around.  Zombified Times has obtained photos from MailOnline to prove the Zombies claims.

Abandoned?  Zombies claim so.  The shack-like building behind empty purple tents
is a marquee.  An occupied tent is in red and yellow.


Deserted:  Bodies in white, can be seen in the camp.  The green object in the foreground in a bin.  Could the tents really be empty or are there zombies in them, we think not.
It seems as protesters lack the nerve and determination to actually protest, instead opting to leave icons, debris and use their corporate greed i-phones, blackberry's and droids to take video, photos and pretend that they are there, while the Zombies continue to suffer with out food, shelter and other zombie creature comforts.

Monday, October 24, 2011

HARP for Americans but not for Zombies

President Obama will be announcing a new government financing plan for homeowners that are underwater on their mortgages.  Great for them, the 1% that are what about the rest of us.  It seems that one group will be ignored as usual, the zombies.  Everyone knows that zombies can't swim and being underwater is just as bad for them as it would be for the rest of us.  I ask the question why the hell did you buy a house for so much money when you clearly knew the price was over inflated and you could barely afford it in the first place.  I can say that zombies have an excuse other than being the neglected members of society, they are mindless.

This plan only covers roughly 1% of Americans simply because most homes are secured by private investment and not the federal government.  Justly enough that it may only help about 800k American home owners.  Not one zombie will be protected.  We have seen the number of zombies nearly triple in the US over the past few years, and they are in all areas of the country.  They seem to have a strong hold in local governments as well as our nations capital, but yet they are going to continue being the forgotten mass.  I firmly believe that with further investigation we will see that our democratic left is truly zombies and as most zombies care nothing of their fellow zombies only themselves.......