Occupy Oregon proclaim themselves as gods

I have seen the devil in Occupy, and that devil came in the form of negative truth. There are many truths in this world, but this does not mean that we must sacrifice our desire for unity to the God of extreme relativism. Each truth leads down a path of its own ultimate reality. This reality is born from choice and paves a way of cause and effect. To deny a path is not to deny any one truth, but simply to reject it as one’s own. All truths are true, as they are all part of the universal reality which we as creators are able to shape and manipulate with free will.
Gina Ronning-
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     It is with great confusion that we report that occupy Oregon is now producing gods.  With all that is so confusing in the world today we as Americans must now contend with gods.  The Greeks and the Romans battled gods for supremacy, and we know what happened to them, and now it seems that the Zombified Occupiers are now at a superior level than humanity to self proclaim themselves as gods.

     They have ascended to a higher conciseness than all of the rest of humanity and now we may have to do battle with the occupy gods.  Everyone here at Zombified Times have now proclaimed the Spock is our god.  Half human, half Vulcan.  We shall now only follow the ways of Spock, unless zombies come after us, then we shall pray to the machete god.

- The world has gone nuts.
Balsa




full link to Gina's statement
Occupier Gods

American Capitalism: Why the Hate?

I wanted to share this article I ran across from Christine Morabito, Merrimack Valley Tea Party.  It fits the current climate of this Anti-Capitalism movement growing in the U.S. Here is the link to the original article from the Valley Patriot. American Capitalism: Why the Hate?

American Capitalism: Why the Hate?

12-07-11

Christine Morabito, 
Merrimack Valley Tea Party

What a sad day in this country when our capitalist system is equated with evil. With the emergence of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and the Obama administration urging them on, class warfare has pulled up an unwelcomed chair. Surely I am not the only one deeply disturbed by anarchists chanting “eat the rich.” When asked to comment on the protest, the criminally unfunny Roseanne Barr joked (at least I thought it was a joke) about bringing back the guillotine. In her nostalgia for the French Revolution’s Reign of Terror, she generously offered to reserve beheadings for “the worst of the worst” capitalists.

Whether it stems from ignorance or gross misinformation, a large percentage of these occupiers truly believe that communism and socialism are superior to our system of free market capitalism. I know public education is one hot mess, but what kind of malarkey are we teaching these kids? Are they not taught about the forced labor, starvation, oppression and brutality under Stalin’s Russia, Hitler’s Germany, Communist China or North Korea?

You can hardly blame them. We have ruined the occupy generation with decades of revisionist history, moral relativism, no-fault divorces and a society where everybody wins and anything goes. You have to feel sorry for a culture that believes Che Guevara, the sadistic, mass murdering, narcissistic hit-man for Fidel Castro, is a cult hero worthy of a clothing line.

In startling contrast, I offer you the miracle of capitalism as expressed in the book “The 5,000 Year Leap”: In America’s infancy, settlers used the same primitive tools and farming methods which had been around for 5,000 years. Yet, because of the unique freedoms they came to enjoy – especially property rights and the ability to trade freely with one another – in just a few hundred years Americans were providing food for the world and landing on the moon.

Free market capitalism was not the colonist’s first choice, but an experiment tried after collectivism failed miserably -- for the same reason it always fails – because some people would rather sit around and let others do the work. Our system has a mechanism for dealing with the lazy – others prosper while the lazy do not. In this country, industrious people who wish to succeed will do so, if given freedom and incentive (or as the Left calls it, greed). In communist and socialist countries without personal freedoms people only do what they must in order to avoid being punished by governments that force people to work.

The invention of electricity, automobiles, air travel, vaccines, air conditioning, refrigeration and computers did not happen by accident. They were created by people motivated to improve the quality of life for themselves and their families. Besides making a profit, they just so happened to vastly improve millions of lives along the way. In our capitalist system we all get richer and our lives get easier when entrepreneurs prosper.

Compared with the rest of the world, Americans have few obstacles to succeeding, with countless examples and stories of rags to riches. Socialists and others on the left insist that a multitude of groups are under-privileged and oppressed. While granting these people victim status, they eliminate their drive to succeed, creating dependency and doing them a grave injustice. Remember, big government types have a vested interest in people remaining dependent on the big government programs they create.

Capitalists, on the other hand, want everyone to succeed. Just because I get wealthy does not mean that you cannot. Leftists will tell you that corporations only get rich by exploiting workers. Last time I checked there were no forced labor camps in this country. If you are unhappy with your salary, you are free to negotiate with your employer for whatever amount you believe your skills are worth. To increase your earning potential it is your responsibility to obtain the necessary skills. A grocery bagger at Market Basket may believe his skills are worth $20 an hour. While he may be a superb bagger, in an hour he does not do $20 worth of work.

Occupy protestors blame capitalism for all the ills of mankind. They say the system is corrupt and should be destroyed. The cause of most corruption is government’s interference, not the lack of it. Capitalism in its purest form is inherently free of government involvement. In a true free market, individuals trade with each other to their mutual benefit. When a company is unethical or negligent and people find out (they always do) the business suffers and eventually goes bankrupt. When government interferes and deems company A “too big to fail” or exempts company B from taxes in reward for campaign contributions, then we have a big problem.

Capitalism is also blamed for “child labor” and “sweatshops” in underdeveloped countries. While salaries in places like Bangladesh or Indonesia seem meager to us, lives are dramatically improved simply by providing employment in the first place, not to mention allowing them to earn an above average standard of living. To say these people are poor is a gross understatement – Third World poor should not be confused with American poor, who have air conditioning, televisions and access to healthcare. These are countries where the alternative to working in so called sweatshops may be starvation, child prostitution and disease.

As a conservative, I am often accused of supporting “the rich.” If that describes inventors, business owners, scientists, job creators, innovators and entrepreneurs, then color me guilty. If, along the way I encounter a poor person who creates jobs and radically improves the lives of his fellow man, I’ll gladly support him too.

Unemployment drops as Zombies take work others refuse to do.

Occupy Zombies are still wondering around aimlessly yelling at the one percent that they feel should give up their income and savings so that they can continue to remain unemployed but in the UK, the Durham Crematorium announced that they are hiring zombies and an astonishing rate to help generate energy.  That is right, generate energy.  Energy that will run the crematorium, its offices and heat the facility but also allow it to sell back energy to the UK’s Nation Grid, hence lowering the cost of energy.  Essentially the crematorium is capable of generating enough energy to run 1,500 televisions 24 hours a day.

Zombies clamor to fill job openings at Durham Crematorium

Some may seem squeamish about the thought of burring humans to generate energy but when you think about it not only can you donate your body to science you can continue to be useful even longer to society by being converted into energy.  Zombie rights activist say that this is a promising step to creating equality among all zombies in that once they show they are giving back to society and not just leeching off everyone else that is hard working and trying to get by.

Not all are for it though.  When asked, a NYC Occupy Protestor claimed that he refuses to get any job ever that does not pay more than minimum wage and will remain unemployed.  He also commented that giving back to society it that way is just not at a level he would consider, but said there are plenty of others that would do that work even if he doesn’t.

Zombies said this is an awesome opportunity to keep our younger brain eating zombie’s pseudo alive and well.  Frank Stein a life long zombie said since his legs and arms have fallen off he no longer can hunt for the living to adequately to feed his family but now he can go to the Durham Crematorium and help generate energy to help keep all those lazy protestors alive so his children can feed on them.

Occupy Protesters leaving a bad taste.

Zombies everywhere are complaining about the bad taste that the "occupy protesters" are leaving in their mouths.  Not just the fact it is hard for them to find a decent meal in the crowd but that many of the protesters set up tents and go home.  WHAT!!!!! Go Home?  Zombies have been raiding tents left and right looking for some brains to feast upon but tents are coming up empty, more so than the brainless skulls of the protesters that stick around.  Zombified Times has obtained photos from MailOnline to prove the Zombies claims.

Abandoned?  Zombies claim so.  The shack-like building behind empty purple tents
is a marquee.  An occupied tent is in red and yellow.

Deserted:  Bodies in white, can be seen in the camp.  The green object in the foreground in a bin.  Could the tents really be empty or are there zombies in them, we think not.

It seems as protesters lack the nerve and determination to actually protest, instead opting to leave icons, debris and use their corporate greed i-phones, blackberry's and droids to take video, photos and pretend that they are there, while the Zombies continue to suffer with out food, shelter and other zombie creature comforts.