Unemployment drops as Zombies take work others refuse to do.

Occupy Zombies are still wondering around aimlessly yelling at the one percent that they feel should give up their income and savings so that they can continue to remain unemployed but in the UK, the Durham Crematorium announced that they are hiring zombies and an astonishing rate to help generate energy.  That is right, generate energy.  Energy that will run the crematorium, its offices and heat the facility but also allow it to sell back energy to the UK’s Nation Grid, hence lowering the cost of energy.  Essentially the crematorium is capable of generating enough energy to run 1,500 televisions 24 hours a day.

Zombies clamor to fill job openings at Durham Crematorium

Some may seem squeamish about the thought of burring humans to generate energy but when you think about it not only can you donate your body to science you can continue to be useful even longer to society by being converted into energy.  Zombie rights activist say that this is a promising step to creating equality among all zombies in that once they show they are giving back to society and not just leeching off everyone else that is hard working and trying to get by.

Not all are for it though.  When asked, a NYC Occupy Protestor claimed that he refuses to get any job ever that does not pay more than minimum wage and will remain unemployed.  He also commented that giving back to society it that way is just not at a level he would consider, but said there are plenty of others that would do that work even if he doesn’t.

Zombies said this is an awesome opportunity to keep our younger brain eating zombie’s pseudo alive and well.  Frank Stein a life long zombie said since his legs and arms have fallen off he no longer can hunt for the living to adequately to feed his family but now he can go to the Durham Crematorium and help generate energy to help keep all those lazy protestors alive so his children can feed on them.